Thursday, September 2, 2010

THE MARK OF THE BEAST

666 is the Number of the Beast

670 - Approximate number of the Beast

DCLXVI - Roman numeral of the Beast

666.0000000 - Number of the High Precision Beast

665.9999954 - Number of the Microsoft Beast

0.666 - Number of the Millibeast

/666 - Beast Common Denominator

666 x sq. rt (-1) - Imaginary number of the Beast

1010011010 - Binary number of the Beast

1-666 - Area code of the Beast

00666 - Zip code of the Beast

1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only
$6.66/minute.

$665.95 - Retail price of the Beast

$692.60 - Price of the Beast (including 4% Louisiana state sales tax)

$769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul

$606.66 - Wal-Mart price of the Beast

$566.66 - Costco price of the Beast

Phillips 666 - Gasoline of the Beast

Route 666 - Way of the Beast

666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast

666k - Retirement plan of the Beast

666 mg - Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast

6.66% - 5-year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank, $666
minimum deposit.

Lotus 6-6-6 - Spreadsheet of the Beast

Word 6.66 - Word Processor of the Beast

i66686 - CPU of the Beast

666i - BMW of the Beast

DSM-666 (revised) - Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast

668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast

- Number of the Blonde Beast . . . uh . . . what was that number again?


Cheers,

Paul (A.)

Paul (A.) must not have had much lawyering to do today.

8 comments:

  1. Great -- and then there are the ancient texts that show 665 as the number. I was once in line in the Safeway and a clerk got all weird when my bill was 6.66 - she said "doesn't that bother you?" - I was mystified at first. A little slow on the 'beast' idea - thanks for help in the future Paul (A.) and Mimo.(must be Mimo not Mimi - who goes for this LOL)

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  2. Yes, Ann, Mimo posted this one. Since I've returned, Mimo takes over the blog at times.

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  3. The actual phone number prefix for the "Guest Sister" at St. Hilda's House, the Community of the Holy Spirit (CHS Sisters) in NYC at their original convent was 666. I used to wonder what sick and twisted person at the phone company gave that number to a convent. Now that they are moving into their new convent and will not longer be in the hospitality business, I will miss sleeping under their roof when in New York.

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  4. Boocat, I tried to stay with the nuns at St. Hilda's once, but they were all booked up. Too bad that I won't have another opportunity.

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  5. Oh, that is delightfully funny! I'm definitely passing it on to a few (carefully selected!) people...

    :-)

    WV: tedieca. Collective for the set of tedious fundamentalists.

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  6. Ellie, to your smart friends, right?

    "Tedieca" is a wonderful word - one to be added to the lexicon.

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  7. Maybe not much lawyering, but he does dress purty.

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  8. ...but he does dress purty.

    Johnieb, ya think?

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