Tuesday, December 28, 2010

ABOUT THAT BLIZZARD

From the Borowitz Report:

Pat Robertson: Snow Is God's Way of Punishing Americans Who Were Planning to Drive to Do Something Gay

Treacherous Roads Part of Almighty’s Strategy, Says Televangelist
(Irony alert!)

There's more. Read the rest at the website.

11 comments:

Cathy said...

Well the weather here has been extreme so there must be quite a few people in this country who had plans to drive somewhere to do something gay too :-)

Lapinbizarre said...

What about the folks planning to travel so as to be with their spouses and families? Robertson is such an Effin' Bonehead.

Grandmère Mimi said...

Cathy, the weather has been extreme in many places, including my place, with the extended cold weather here. Too many gay goings-on!

Lapin, Robertson didn't say that! I posted an irony alert. The Borowitz Reports are made up out of whole cloth - well, perhaps of torn cloth, like the fabric of the Anglican Communion. The words surely sound as if Robertson could have said them.

susan s. said...

He and the Onion are my favorite News sites. And then there's Jon Steward and Stephen Colbert. I really miss them when they take those "holiday breaks!"

Grandmère Mimi said...

Susan, what would we do without our comedians to give us the real news?

Tim Chesterton said...

I guess I must be gay for about five months of the year, then!!!

Grandmère Mimi said...

Tim, then you go straight for seven months of the year, right?

Variety is the spice of life.

Tim Chesterton said...

Well, it varies with the weather, but you can pretty well count on five months of gay-ness! (Gaity? Help!)

Grandmère Mimi said...

Gayitude?

Tim Chesterton said...

Oh, I like that one! Gayitude - yes!

Grandmère Mimi said...

Good. Than that's settled.