Monday, August 6, 2012

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT SUCCESSES IN LIFE

At age 4 success is  . . .  not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is  . . .  having friends.
At age 16 success is  . . .  having a driver's license.
At age 20 success is  . . .  having sex.
At age 35 success is  . . .  having money.
At age 50 success is  . . .  having money.
At age 60 success is  . . .  having sex.
At age 70 success is  . . .  having a driver's license.
At age 75 success is  . . .  having friends.
At age 80 success is  . . .  not peeing in your pants.


Cheers,

Paul (A.)
Past time for a bit of levity, don't you think?  ...though I'm still feeling pretty gloomy, if truth  be told.

1 comment:

  1. For some, not mentioning any names here, this could be gallows humor.

    I add this link for yet more levity.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JdeGP5gcP4

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