Wednesday, November 14, 2012

MORE ACTUAL NEWSPAPER HEADLINES

  • Squad helps dog bite victim

  • Shot off woman's leg helps Nicklaus to 66

  • Enraged cow injures farmer with axe

  • Plane too close to ground, crash probe told

  • Miners refuse to work after death

  • Juvenile court to try shooting defendant

  • Stolen painting found by tree

  • 2 sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout counter

  • Never withhold herpes infection from loved one

  • Drunken drivers paid $1000 in '84

  • War dims hope for peace

  • If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while

  • Cold wave linked to temperatures

  • Enfiels couple slain; Police suspect homicide

Thanks again to Paul (A.), who says, "Cheers".

From mycoted.

6 comments:

tonip1 said...

LOL!

whiteycat said...

Paul (A.), you out did yourself on this one! I've been roaring with laughter!

Grandmère Mimi said...

Yes.

Grandmère Mimi said...

What would we all do without Paul (A.), whiteycat?

whiteycat said...

I suspect we would all lead a seriously humor deprived existence.

Grandmère Mimi said...

Yes.