THREE FOR YOU
Drive By
A guy broke into my apartment last week. He didn’t take my TV, just
the remote. Now he drives by and changes the channels. Sick bastard!
Sex
Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore…A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman’s husband.
Easy Jet
Paddy calls Easy Jet to book a flight. The operator asks, "How many
people are flying with you?" Paddy replies "How do I know! It's your
plane!"
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