Tuesday, November 12, 2013

QUIET ROMANTIC DINNER

A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant.  They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.

The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman stared straight ahead. The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman stared straight ahead.

The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risque’ and that it might offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began by saying to the woman "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."

The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No, he didn't. He just walked in the door."



Doug strikes again.

4 comments:

Bonnie said...

This would be like having your surgeon say "oops" in the middle of an operation.

The very funny Doug may strike as often as he likes.

Grandmère Mimi said...

A most embarrassing Oops! moment. What happens after the punch line?

JCF said...

I'm reminded of the famous toast in "Master and Commander":

"To our wives and sweethearts:
May they never meet!"

Grandmère Mimi said...

Yes, those two wonderful rascals, Jack and Stephen.