A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.
waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly
noticed the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but
the woman stared straight ahead. The waitress watched as the man slid
all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the
woman stared straight ahead.
The waitress, thinking this behavior
a bit risque’ and that it might offend other diners, went over to the
table and, tactfully, began by saying to the woman "Pardon me, ma'am,
but I think your husband just slid under the table."
The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No, he didn't. He just walked in the door."
Doug strikes again.