Saturday, November 2, 2013

THE CHURCH'S NEW BUILDING PROGRAM

There is the story of a preacher who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news."

"The good news is, we have plenty enough money to pay for our new building program."

"The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."


Cheers,

Paul (A.)

7 comments:

whiteycat said...

Good one, Paul (A.) ... as usual!

JCF said...

Classic.

Grandmère Mimi said...

Back in business with Paul (A.)'s jokes. :-D

kishnevi said...

My rabbi actually used that line on us a couple of months ago. Only difference was he referred to the synagogue in general, since we don't have a building program.

Grandmère Mimi said...

Kishnevi, it's a good line.

Bonnie said...

VERY timely for stewardship time.

Grandmère Mimi said...

Timing just right. :-)