A SUPERMARKET ENCOUNTER

A man came up to this gorgeous woman who was shopping in a large supermarket and asked her, "Excuse me, but I seem to have lost my wife here in the supermarket.  Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

Surprised, she responded "Why, what good would that do?"

"Well," he responded, "every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."


Cheers,

Paul (A.)

TWO SOLDIERS

Two soldiers were having a chat during their free time.

First Soldier:  "Why did you join the army?"

Second Soldier: "I didn't have a wife and I loved war.  So I joined.  How about you?  Why did you join the army?"

First Soldier:  "I had a wife and I loved peace.  So I joined."


Cheers,

Paul (A.)

Did you tell this joke to your lovely wife, Paul (A.)?