HE DID IT. NO, HE DID IT. NO, HE DID IT

From NOLA.com:

The Senate Energy and Natural Resources Committee and the Senate Environment and Public Works Committee held hearings on the the explosion of BP's Horizon rig to question the top company executives about what caused the explosion that killed 11 workers and led to the oil leak that no one seems to know how to stop.

At both hearings, BP America President and Chairman Lamar McKay said the failure of the blowout preventers owned by rig operator Transocean had to be considered as a possible cause.

Steven Newman, CEO and president of Transocean Limited, said the blowout preventers "were clearly not the root cause," suggesting they might have been damaged by debris from cement barriers installed by Halliburton just before the accident.

Tim Probert, Halliburton's president of Global Business lines, said the company had followed BP directions, and noted that the drilling contractor "used seawater for the final cement plug," which some industry officials said is unusual.

All three executives emphasized, however, that it is much too early to determine a precise cause.

Same as ever.




Thanks to Ann for the cartoon.

CHECK FOR ALZHEIMER'S - PRETTY AMAZING

The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University ... Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.

The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it!

1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat..
5. This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8..This is fart cat.
9. This is busy cat..
10. This is for cat.
11. This is forty cat.
12. This is seconds cat.



Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down and I betcha' you cannot resist passing it on!

Don't blame me. Blame Ann.

JUST WHAT EVERYONE NEEDS?

Asks Paul (A.).

Is the gadget for people with mobility problems? I'd be concerned about falling backwards. For the young and the fit, will the vehicle lead to atrophy of the leg and foot muscles?

YEATS - JUST YEATS

MERU

Civilisation is hooped together, brought
Under a rule, under the semblance of peace
By manifold illusion; but man's life is thought,
And he, despite his terror, cannot cease
Ravening through century after century,
Ravening, raging, and uprooting that he may come
Into the desolation of reality:
Egypt and Greece, good-bye, and good-bye, Rome!
Hermits upon Mount Meru or Everest,
Caverned in night under the drifted snow,
Or where that snow and winter's dreadful blast
Beat down upon their naked bodies, know
That day bring round the night, that before dawn
His glory and his monuments are gone.

William Butler Yeats

TWO STORY OUTHOUSE

 

Don't blame me. Blame Doug.

"IT WASN'T AS SUCCESSFUL AS WE HOPED" - BP CEO

It wasn't successful at all, Mr Tony Hayward.

Last week, BP lowered a four-story custom-designed concrete-and-metal box 5,000 feet into the Gulf of Mexico, where the plan was for it to rest atop the larger of two remaining oil leaks to capture escaping oil and send it via pipe to a drill ship on the water's surface.

But the oil did not flow through pipe properly because a buildup of frozen crystals, called hydrates, blocked the pipe opening where oil would come out after being sucked from the well. BP had planned for such a complication and used a warm solution between the pipes from the drill ship to keep the oil flowing, but it was not enough.

BP plans to use a smaller box to direct the oil from largest of the leaks into a pipe that will lead to a container vessel. Toward the end of next week, the company will also try to plug the well using a "junk shot", which means that BP will shoot trash at high speed into the blowout preventer (which did not prevent a blowout) to try to stop the flow of oil.

Satish Nagarajaiah, a Rice University engineer who works on offshore drilling issues, said he is concerned that the smaller box will not stay in place.

Neither of these methods inspire a great deal of confidence. I have a vision of trash floating in the oily water. Still, I hope, beyond hope, that one of the efforts is successful.

From NOLA.com.

UPDATE: From NOLA.com:

The company also will attempt a "top kill" of the failed blowout preventer that sits atop the wellhead, pumping what BP officials have called "junk," pieces of ground up tire or golf balls, into the valve assembly under very high pressure.

I wondered what sort of "junk" BP would use.

NUKE THE GUSHER!

From Julia Ioffe at True/Slant:

Komsomoloskaya Pravda, the best-selling Russian daily, reports that in Soviet times such leaks were plugged with controlled nuclear blasts underground. The idea is simple, KP writes: “the underground explosion moves the rock, presses on it, and, in essence, squeezes the well’s channel.”

The controlled underground nuclear strikes were used five times to control petrocalamities and failed only once.

The word is that BP is asking for suggestions for ways to stop the gusher, so I presume they're desperate. Pravda is apparently quite serious, but count me out as one who recommends the nuclear method.

Thanks to Ann for the link.

BEAR WITH ME

I wanted to write more about Bishop Morris Thompson's ordination service, but as I told my friend Paul the BB in an email:

I have no words for much of anything except the catastrophe that continues to unfold in the Gulf. My heart is sick, and I'm wordless, but for words of lament and mourning. I wish I was into keening. Perhaps it would help.

Lethargy drags me down as I watch the scene of horror unfold. Who said that the oil gushing from the well was a slow Katrina? They were right, but we have not yet seen the worst of it. When a bit of energy returns, all I can think about or write about is the catastrophe.

As I said to Ann Fontaine in a message on Facebook:

I feel like the Sierra Club guy, moved beyond words. I'm afraid that I'm going to be pretty much a Mimi-one-note for some time. People will tire of hearing about the oil and the damage, but tough titties.

And you know that I'm really, really bad off when I take to quoting myself!

WHO WOULD EVER HAVE EXPECTED...?

From the The Huffington Post:

BP PLC told Congress Tuesday its massive Gulf oil spill was caused by the failure of a key safety device made by another company.

In turn, that company says BP was in charge, and that a third company that poured concrete to plug the exploratory well didn't do it right. The third company, which was plugging the well in anticipation of future production, says it was only following BP's plan.

The blame game shot into the open Tuesday as the Senate began a hearing into the oil spill that has been contaminating water in the Gulf of Mexico for three weeks and threatens sensitive marshes and marine life from Louisiana to Texas.

Executives of the three companies, all scheduled to testify before the Senate Energy and Natural Resources Committee, are trying to shift responsibility for the environmental crisis to each other, according to prepared testimony.

In opening the hearing, Sen. Jeff Bingaman, the committee's chairman, said the failures that led to explosion and spill need to be closely examined so new safety measures can be imposed.

"I don't believe it is enough to label this catastrophic failure an unpredictable and unforeseeable occurrence," said Bingaman, D-N.M.

That the corporations involved played the blame game from the beginning was entirely predictable and expected.

And a good word from a Republican:

"I hear one message - don't blame me," said Sen. John Barrasso, R-Wyo. "Shifting the blame game doesn't get us very far."

And that, Sen. Barrasso is the message, which, as you say, doesn't get us very far.

STORY OF THE DAY - CONFUSION

It took me a long time, she said, to stop
confusing safety with love.


From StoryPeople.