Hmmm. I thought there was a possibility that it wa...

Hmmm. I thought there was a possibility that it was too off-color for you (my BFF, once working in the records dept of a large university, was reduced to a heap o' giggles re a student named, roughly, Lam Phuc Doe. It's immature & ethno-centric laugh at others' names, but sometimes you just can't resist...)