WOUNDED BIRD

Chinese Workers Hail Romney’s Record as Job Creator Mass Pro-Romney Rally in Beijing BEIJING (The Borowitz Report) – After a brutal ...

Romney Under Pressure to Prove He Was Manufactured in US Rivals Demand He Produce Label Read the rest at Borowitz Report . I don't k...

SURPRISING LOVE ADVICE Falling in Polls, Romney Considers Adultery Huddles with Advisors About Possible Affair Read the rest at Borowit...

November 8, 2011 Berlusconi Steps Down; Will Run National Restaurant Association ‘A Dream Job for Me,’ Says Italian PM Oh boy! Did I ev...

Canada to Build Twenty-foot Fence if Perry Elected Could Be Electrified, Border Officials Warn From the Borowitz Report .

Borowitz Report - Rabid Dog Briefly Mistaken for Tea Party Candidate Read it all. I know. Wicked, wicked, wicked.

From the Borowitz Report : Exporting Democracy Has Led to Shortages of it in U.S., Experts Say Wisconsin, Florida Hardest Hit WASHINGTON (Th...

From the Borowitz Report : Pat Robertson: Snow Is God's Way of Punishing Americans Who Were Planning to Drive to Do Something Gay Treach...

Borowitz Report Names its Person of the Year Alaska Governor Sarah Palin NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) – The Borowitz Report has named Sara...