WOUNDED BIRD

A student shows up at the end of a young professor's office hours.  She hurriedly glances up and down the hall, closes his door, and ...

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office.  "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home ...

A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant.  They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. The...

There is the story of a preacher who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news." ...

ITALIAN MEN CAN MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A WOMAN... On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful...

Don't blame me. Blame Doug. UPDATE: When Tom and I visited Boston, we stopped to ask a person passing by the way to the harbor, b...

A man with a cough is examined by his doctor and asks, "Doc, are you sure I'm suffering from pneumonia?  I heard once about a docto...

A man came up to this gorgeous woman who was shopping in a large supermarket and asked her, "Excuse me, but I seem to have lost my wife...

There was a Scottish painter named Smokey MacGregor who was very interested in making a penny where he could, so he often thinned down his ...

A schoolteacher was taking her first golf lesson. When she got to the green, she asked the instructor, "Please tell me:  Is the wor...

After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in his seat and closed his eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the young woman sitt...

A preacher was making his rounds on a bicycle when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower. "How much do you want for ...

A bear walks into a bar and says, "Give me a bourbon and  . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  coke." The bartender asks, "What...

Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him: 'I've g...

Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 ...

This story happened a while ago in Dublin, and, even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's true. John Bradford, a Dub...

A crowded flight is cancelled, and a frazzled airline gate agent must rebook a long line of inconvenienced travelers by herself.  Suddenly, ...

Folks, put down your flags for a minute, and read the following dispatch from you-know-who. If you're from another country, disregard ...

Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, "You man the guns, I'll drive."  Cheers, Paul ...

Abbott and Costello predicted it would come to this.