WOUNDED BIRD

Shortest distance between two jokes: A straight line 1 million microphones: 1 megaphone 1 million bicycles: 2 megacycles 2000 mockingbirds...

For those who thought the hardest part of Physics 101 was the constant conversion from feet and inches to the metric system, including ...

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. Cheers, Paul (A.)

...you'll love these! How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! A cartoonist was found dead in...

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.   Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.   Practice safe eating - always use co...

A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative. Freudian slip. When you say one thing and mean your mother. A hangover is the wrath o...

I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It's syncing now. When chemists die, they barium.  Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.  ...

LOGOPHILES: WHOEVER PUT THIS TOGETHER LOVES LANGUAGE To write with a broken pencil is pointless.           When fish are in schools, th...

When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. A will is a dead giveaway. If you...

When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, ...

Shamelessly stolen from Kim at Connexions : Anyone who jumps off a bridge in Paris is in Seine. Dijon vu - I get the feeling that I’ve had t...

* Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery. * A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative. * Practice safe eating - always use ...