1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names): Anne Joseph
2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad): Lawrence René
3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name): Bujune
4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal): Blue Cat
5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you live): Florence Thibodaux
6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add “THE” to the beginning): The Green Wine (Yuk!)
7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name): Juer
8. GANGSTA NAME: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie): Pecan Praline Snackwell
9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet’s name, current street name): Diana Rienzi
10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on): Ginger Laharpe
The Gansta name is really lame. The porn name is the best. I like the rock star name, too.
H/T to Fran.
Great porn name, but your Superhero name sounds a bit too Linda Blair/Exorcist to me!
ReplyDeleteBujune made me laugh out loud!!!
ReplyDeleteToo bad we lived on a numbered street - and Grandmere - you have much better name material to work with than I do. I do like my gansta name tho
ReplyDelete1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names): Margaret Charles
2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad): James Gustav
3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name): Foannk
4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal): Blue Dog
5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you live): Kristin Lander
6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add “THE” to the beginning): Fuschia Fat Tire
7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name): Anne
8. GANGSTA NAME: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie): Chocolate Oreo
9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet’s name, current street name): Ms Kitty Hillcrest
10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on): Spotty Eighteenth
"Spotty Eighteenth"! Love it! My porno name would be "Trixie Royal"!
ReplyDeleteMimi, this is great. I agree on the gangsta name - I don't think I would last long on the street as Chocolate Snickerdoodle . . .
ReplyDeleteYour Star Wars, Rock star, and porn star names are great.
ReplyDeleteOr an alternate porn star name could be "Mimi Tattoo." LOL
I agree with Ann about numbered streets. Doesn't make for very interesting names.
ReplyDelete1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names): Pearl Huntington
2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad): Henry John
3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name): Niannm
4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal): Purple Cat
5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you live): Biggar (I have no middle name.)
6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add “THE” to the beginning): The Blue None (I am very allergic to any alcohol)
7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name): Anni
8. GANGSTA NAME: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie): Maple Walnut Gingersnap
9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet’s name, current street name): Beethoven Fourth
10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on): Jeff Tenth
1. Robina Maurice
ReplyDelete2. Leland Charles
3. Drmich
4. Green Pig
5. Garrick Panama
6. Red The Irish Whiskey
7. Mich
8. Daiquiri Ice Chocolate Chip
9. Chompita Los Pinos (actually, my Rock Star name is Mickey Dreadlocks; just ask Matty Boy).
10. Gussie China Sea
So far, many, many laughs. Thank you all who participated here. Keep 'em comin'.
ReplyDeleteMy porn name: Tiger Eden. I could make it big in films.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha!
1. Cecilia Ward (but if the idea of a witness protection program name is to not call attention to one's self, this is not going to work - I just don't look like a Cecilia)
ReplyDelete2. Hoyt William (I suggest this could be made more NASCARy with some adjustment: Willie Hoyt)
3. Diwill (or Dibill)
4. Green Cat
5. Ward Providence
6. The Blue Pimms
7. Widi
8. Pistachio Pinwheel (not very thuggish, I think)
9. Funk Irving (or Jack Irving, depending on pet chosen - maybe I could be Jack "Funk" Irving)
10. Chichi Westlake
10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on):
ReplyDeleteChula Westminster.
Uh, no. Just...no. :D
I am worried. According to these instructions my Porn Name is: Pinkie (I didn't grow up on a street.)
ReplyDeleteThis thread is hilarious! Thanks for the laughs.
ReplyDeleteWell, at least this time it wasn't poor Fluffy leading me astray.
ReplyDelete--Sarge Madison
OoooOOooo Ginger!!
ReplyDeleteYou're sooooo shapely!!
(come up and see me, some time)
Sarge, your porn name is gold, pure gold.
ReplyDeleteDavid G. I ain't Mae West. Really.
My porn name is Smokey Perth.
ReplyDeleteSmokey! Wow! That is good! I think I'll go through these and pick out the funniest or most fitting names and list them in a separate post.
ReplyDelete1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names): Collins King
ReplyDelete2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad): Carroll Charles [Boy, that's Carolingian overkill!]
3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name): Fiiana [Would prefer something more masculine---wouldn't I always! ;-/]
4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal): Green Dog
5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you live): Collins Albion [kinda like that one]
6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add “THE” to the beginning): Blue Single-Malt
7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name): Juer [Hey, Mimi, we're the same on that one!]
8. GANGSTA NAME: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie): Jamocha Chocolate Chip [OK, I'm hungry now---not particularly frightening, though!]
9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet’s name, current street name): Angel Martin [not actually my dog---just my current favorite dog]
10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on): Mitzi Morrow [that's actually the cross-street, of the corner I lived on. It just has better alliteration that way, than the actual street address]
Fun!
(What's the "Fly Name" anyway? If flies could talk? Spell?)
The porn names are often the funniest. Mitzi Morrow is good, good, good.
ReplyDeleteOK, WTH.
ReplyDelete1 Pearl Everett
2 Marion Grant (middle names: more variety)
3 Wojohn
4 Gray wolf
5 Robert Newington (not bad!)
6 Burgundy Burgundy
7 Jood
8 Buttercrunch Tollhouse (no way)
9 Miz Scarlett Baldwin
10 Tippie Agee
Ya got some good 'uns, Johnieb, but somehow, you don't strike me as a Tippie.
ReplyDeleteI like Jood.