Mr. Frog

Mr. Frog comes home from work, puts his briefcase down, and walks over to the kitchen table. He opens the newspaper to the obituary section and starts to read.

"Why did you start reading the newspaper at the obituary section?" Mrs. Frog asks.

"Because," Mr. Frog says, "I wanted to see who croaked today."



[cue cymbal crash]


Doug, please leave the stage.