Thursday, September 16, 2010

CONFESSION

An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation
ensues:
Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times."

Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"

Man: "What sins?"

Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"

Man: "I'm Jewish."

Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"

Man: "I'm 92 years old; I'm telling everybody!"

Don't blame me. Blame Paul (A.)

7 comments:

Cathy said...

Brilliant.

Grandmère Mimi said...

LOL funny to me. That's the acid test as to whether a joke gets posted.

JCF said...

I think there's something about Jewish (male) humor, and the notion of (unexpected) sexual boasting. I recall a Garry Shandling joke, that he, um, came up with, soon after Viagra went on the market: "The warning label says 'Tell your doctor, if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours.' If *I* have an erection that last more than 4 hours, I'm telling everybody!"

It's that whole self-deprecating trad they got goin' on...

Cathy said...

I'm still laughing at this joke. I particularly love: "What sins?"

Cathy said...

Although "I'm Jewish" is nearly as good.

Grandmère Mimi said...

LOL again. Each time I read it.

Göran Koch-Swahne said...

Oooooo...