As Dr Rowan Williams announced his resignation from the post of Archbishop of Canterbury, church officials began their search for a replacement sufficiently detached from reality to accurately represent their interests.
Williams is due to take up a post as Master of Magdalene College, Cambridge, where he will be able to foist his medieval opinions on the impressionable minds of thousands of young people every year.
However, the void left by his considerable personality will need to be filled swiftly, lest the church accidentally find itself dragged into the 19th century.Ouch! The spoof is very funny, but a bit too suggestive of reality. Read the rest at the link.
As one Church official told us, “We face a homophobic vacuum unless we move swiftly. Without someone to take a stance against the gays we could find ourselves overrun within weeks – like a better dressed scene from The Walking Dead.”
H/T to Leonardo.