A company is doing a security audit of a computer network. During the audit, they discover that that one employee, with the username "blonde," has a password that is "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy."
The security analyst approaches the user.
"Excuse me," he says. "Is your username 'blonde'?"
"Yes, it is," she says.
"Do you mind if I ask you why you have such a ridiculously long password? Is it for security reasons?"
"No," the blond says. "That's not why."
"Well, why is it so long?"
"Because when we had to select a password, we were told that it had to be at least eight characters."
Don't blame me. Blame Doug.