Monday, January 28, 2013

VASELINE

A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?"

She said, "Oh, yes. My husband and I use it all the time."

"If you don't mind my asking," he said, "what do you use it for?"

"We use it for sex," she said.

The researcher was a little taken aback. "Usually people lie to me and say they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been so frank so far, can you tell me exactly HOW you use it for sex?"

The woman said, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the doorknob and it keeps the kids out."


Cheers,

Paul (A.)
Ha ha ha.  You know who is to blame. 

I use Vaseline as a face cream, because I'm allergic to most other facial moisturizing products, including those that claim to be hypoallergenic.  Just saying.  :-)

9 comments:

JCF said...

Well, if you use Vaseline for (het)sex, you'll probably end up w/ More Kids (because petroleum, as is well known, eats through latex)

Grandmère Mimi said...

Well JCF, the post is a joke, but who am I to say you can't throw in a bit of sex ed as you laugh?

Bruce said...

You're awful......but I like you!

Grandmère Mimi said...

I know. It's my friends, you see. It's what comes of mixing with bad company.

it's margaret said...

I've used vaseline all my life --but NEVER on the door knob!!!!

Grandmère Mimi said...

Nor me on the doorknob, margaret. It never would have entered my mind. Of course, some folks are much more creative.

whiteycat said...

I see that Paul (A.) has not lost his touch when it comes to strange humor.

Grandmère Mimi said...

Is it the attorney mindset, whiteycat? :-)

MarkBrunson said...

Vaaaaaa - seline!

She's a lady proud . . . !