Thursday, February 21, 2013


A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each ear and a carrot stick up each nostril.

He mumbles, "Doc, I'm just not feeling well."

The doctor replies, "Maybe you're not eating right."


Paul (A.
I know.  It's awful.  Still, the joke gave me my first laugh of the day, so what could I do? 


  1. Corny, but I didn't see the punchline coming. Thanks for sharing.

    1. Hey Mark. How ya doing? Ya'll are doing a great job at The Lens.

    2. Gads! Laughing. This makes me wish that my children had children. Ultimate parental revenge would be watching them encouraging their children to "try the vegetables, they are really good for you" only to turn around and find them placing the green beans, carrots and celery in their teeth and nostrils with a Cheshire cat grin on their little not so angelic faces. And now they want to know if mom is eating enough vegetables.


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