From the Daily Comet:
HOUMA -- Bursting out of the gates, dozens of young horseback and bull riders maneuvered the arena at the Houma airbase Saturday night for the Beauty and the Beast Bull Bash.
Along with bull-riding, steer-riding, calf-riding, and sheep-riding, the rodeo included a Saddle Tramp competition, in which men dressed as women parade on horseback around the arena.
Brushing his wig’s bleached-blond hair from his face and neck with the delicacy of a bear picking flowers, [David] Griffin was obviously not used to women’s wear.
His balloon-filled red-and-white checkered bustier tastefully covered his midriff with sheer red panels. Beneath his blue-jean cut-off shorts, Griffin wore both panty hose and fish-net tights, a wardrobe necessity because one had a run in it, he said.
Thanks to help from friends, Griffin topped off his look with thick, gold-glittered eyes and red glitter lips.
What's with this "help from friends"? Where are the guys from "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy" when you need them?
That's what our county fair is missing - straight guys in drag! Now the question is, which one of his friends had just the right touch to help him with his make-up?
ReplyDeleteDavid, I believe that no self-respecting gay man would admit to having a part in this guy's costume or make-up.
ReplyDeleteMaybe they're just Houma-sexuals?
ReplyDeleteAs MadPriest (who is on holiday) would say, "John, please leave the stage."
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