Friday, May 23, 2008

MY FIVE NEW BOYFRIENDS!!!


I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day.
As soon as I wake up,
Will Power helps me get out of bed.

Then I go to see John.

Then Charlie Horse comes along,
& when he is here, he takes a lot of my time & attention.

When he leaves,
Arthur Ritis
shows up & stays the rest of the day.
He doesn't like to stay in one place very long,
so he takes me from joint to joint.

After such a busy day, I'm really tired & glad
to go to bed with Ben Gay.

What a life! Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with
Al Zymer.

and thinking of calling JACK DANIELS or
JOHNNY WALKER to come and keep me company.
now remember:
Life is like a roll of toilet paper...the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes...so have fun, think 'good thoughts' only, learn to laugh at yourself, and Count your blessings!!!!!!!


From Guess Who!

9 comments:

  1. Well, I didn't know our man Doug had a cruel streak.

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  5. Sorry. For some reason my post keeps repeating itself. Is this your vodo, Madam Mimi?

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  6. Well, Elizabeth, I didn't have to put it up, did I? It must be self-hatred. I do love Maxine and feel an affinity with her.

    Yes, it is my voodoo causing the multiple posts. You see! I'm more powerful than a woman with a PhD. I see you're no longer a queen.

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  7. I'd skip the rest and share a glass with Jack Daniels.

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