California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.
The new wine will be marketed as..
PINO MORE
I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE
I'll bet even Dennis, the former wine merchant, doesn't know about this one.
From the ever faithful Doug.
{groan}
ReplyDeleteThis one is so good (bad) that it goes to my favorite family punster.
Oh my - Mimi!!!
ReplyDeleteOk, I will blame Doug.
'Scuse me, got to go to the bathroom!
Jane, I heard that groaning from the comments section before I even got here.
ReplyDeleteCome on, people. These are the best kind. Imagine if Doug stopped sending me jokes. The whole character of my blog would change.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, Mimi; my PCP has just scolded me for not taking my "P'more Blanc" AKA Hydrochlorothiazide, more carefully.
ReplyDeleteOne pill makes you sleep, and one gets you up at night: sigh.
Ain't that the truth, Johnieb?
ReplyDeleteugh
ReplyDeleteDennis, when you're old, maybe you won't be so quick to dis it. It should be "Pinot More", but I copied it as it was given to me, because the non-wine lovers among us might think it was pronounced "pinnot", and there would be no joke.
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