ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds.
AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do.
BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage.
BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with.
CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate.
COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
ECLIPSE: What a barber does for a living.
EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist.
HEROES: What a guy in a boat does.
LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money.
MISTY: How golfers create divots.
PARADOX: Two physicians.
PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm.
POLARIZE: What penguins see with.
PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
RELIEF: What trees do in the Spring.
RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife.
SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does.
SUDAFED: A litigation brought against a government official.
From "Stringer Doug".
One of these days, I'm going to write a serious post. I have one in mind, but no time right now. Laughter is better for you anyway.
LOL! Great stuff. I think I'll send this on to my father, who loves this kind of thing. He got a big kick out of Once A Pun A Time!
ReplyDeleteRB, I'm always pleased to give pleasure to a fellow elder, and I'm glad you liked them, too, young 'un. What a debt I owe to Doug!
ReplyDeleteI should send these to my brother. He loves puns (and infected me with the same preference).
ReplyDeleteI am still laughing as I read them for the third or fourth time.
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