We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns & toast for $1.99.
'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.'
'Then, I'll have to charge you two dollars & forty-nine cents because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.
'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously.
'YES!!' stated the waitress.
'I'll take the special then.' my wife said.
'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.
'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied.
She took the two eggs home.
DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!
WE'VE been around the block more than once!
That's right! Thanks to Ann.
Reminds me of the time my 3 yr old daughter asked for hot chocolate. She was told they didn't have hot chocolate. She asked if they had milk, yes, did they have chocolate milk, yes. She replied "I'll have some chocolate milk and heat it please."
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No that's something I never thought of! I'll have to try it. Thanks, Mimi.
ReplyDeleteThat's supposed to be "Now that's something..." Proof read, proof read!!!!
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ReplyDeleteThat's one smart 3 year old, Airdale.
ReplyDeleteIT, those are some crazy grannies, wilder than I am. They use bad words, like Betty White, who said of Sarah Palin, "That's one crazy bitch!"
Susan, I know. Even when I preview....
I have experienced some of these waiters and waitresses! Nicely done! I am glad I've discovered you.
ReplyDeleteI did pass myself off as a senior to get into the movies last night. But, I'm not clever enough for the egg thing... net yet.
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