The Lunatics Are Outside The Fence

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting,

"13...13....13...13."

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on.

Someone poked me in the eye with a stick.

Then they all started shouting. "14...14...14...14....".

Sick, sick, sick. And I laughed and laughed.

From crazy Doug.