Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
You can see right through them.
What kind of tree do fingers grow on?
A palm tree.
What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?
Lost.
What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?
Annette.
On which side do chickens have most feathers?
On the outside.
What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew chew train.
What's furry and minty?
A polo bear.
What's big, grey and wear glass slippers?
Cinderelephant.
How do snails keep their shells shiny?
They use snail polish.
What must you know to be an auctioneer?
Lots.
Did you hear about the man who bought a paper shop?
It blew away.
What is the vampire's favorite song?
Fangs for the memory.
I send these to my grandchildren, and they love them. Average mental age? Around 10 years old.
From a cracker I got on Christmas Day:
ReplyDeleteTeacher: "Billy, name two pronouns."
Billy: "Who, me?"
Teacher: "Correct."
Won't burden you with the waiter and the fly in the alphabet soup, from the same cracker ["Learning to spell, sir"].
C'mon Lapin, let 'er rip.
ReplyDeletePolo??
ReplyDeleteBillyD, not funny. Just cryptic - to make you ask the question.
ReplyDeleteYou are going to be the life of the party tonight, Mimi!
ReplyDeleteMuthah, I'm going to kill 'em.
ReplyDeleteGroan, these should be kept for Christmas day only, the required ritual before diving into all the good things to eat :-)
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year to you, grandpere, enfants and petits enfants.
Brian, it's still Christmas.
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year to you, too, my friend.