Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Revised Baby Boomer Song Titles

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.They include:

Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

The Bee Gees -- -
How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

Roberta Flack---
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash ---
I Can't See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon---
Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye ---
Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Procol Harem---
A Whiter Shade of Hair.

Leo Sayer ---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations ---
Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba---
Denture Queen.

Tony Orlando ---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

Helen Reddy ---
I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

Leslie Gore---
It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.

And Last but NOT least:

Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again


With thanks to Ann.

7 comments:

  1. Too bad about Willie Nelson being hit by that car and everything...

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  2. Poor Willie. I think he would not mind the commode joke.

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  3. :)...

    so, the "yeah, he was playing on the road again" joke is passe?

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  4. Scott, I don't know about passé. It made me laugh, but then, I'm probably passé, too. Can we have two jokes?

    Poor Willie. Now I feel guilty, and it's all your fault.

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  5. (giggle) That one's from my personal trainer. I'd tell another, but most of them are "gym 'guy'" jokes, and I don't think you'd appreciate them very much.

    :)

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  6. What fun! Thanks; I needed the laugh in the middle of the day.
    Marilyn

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  7. Marilyn, you're welcome. I try - with a little help from my friends.

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