Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.They include:
Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
The Bee Gees -- -
How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
Roberta Flack---
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
Johnny Nash ---
I Can't See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon---
Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
Marvin Gaye ---
Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
Procol Harem---
A Whiter Shade of Hair.
Leo Sayer ---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
The Temptations ---
Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
Abba---
Denture Queen.
Tony Orlando ---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
Helen Reddy ---
I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
Leslie Gore---
It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.
And Last but NOT least:
Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again
With thanks to Ann.
Too bad about Willie Nelson being hit by that car and everything...
ReplyDeletePoor Willie. I think he would not mind the commode joke.
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ReplyDeleteso, the "yeah, he was playing on the road again" joke is passe?
Scott, I don't know about passé. It made me laugh, but then, I'm probably passé, too. Can we have two jokes?
ReplyDeletePoor Willie. Now I feel guilty, and it's all your fault.
(giggle) That one's from my personal trainer. I'd tell another, but most of them are "gym 'guy'" jokes, and I don't think you'd appreciate them very much.
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What fun! Thanks; I needed the laugh in the middle of the day.
ReplyDeleteMarilyn
Marilyn, you're welcome. I try - with a little help from my friends.
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