Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I ease my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully get out of the car and open the trunk.
I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so lifelike you wouldn't believe! They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.
But to my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men. And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind me.
He gets out of his car and starts walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!
'What's going on here?'
'My car has a flat tire', I said calmly.
'Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road ?'
I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, 'Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers!'
I thought I had posted this before, but I could not find it in my list of 1833 posts. Yes, I've blogged that many posts. This is No. 1834. If you've seen this one before, just laugh again.
Thanks to Ann.
It's much better if a natural blond tells it with a deer in the headlights look on her face.
ReplyDeleteAnd I didn't see it coming!
ReplyDeleteDavid G., Much as I try, I can't be everything to everyone.
ReplyDeleteHa! Gotcha, DP.
I didn't either, DP! ROFLAO!!!
ReplyDeleteGood one Mimi.
LMAO at your response to David G.
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