Here's another for you. It's just as bad or as good as the Easter tale.
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man.. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings and invites the guy over. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!
'You know,' he said, 'You are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'
'No,' she replies...
(Wait for it...)
(It's coming...)
(The suspense is killing you, isn't it?)
She says:
'You just happened to catch my eye.'
Don't blame me. Blame Doug.
Well, it made me laugh out loud, and it's my blog.
Truly memorable. Have already emailed it to five friends. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteIf a joke from Doug makes me laugh out loud and is not x-rated, then it usually makes the blog.
ReplyDelete:)
ReplyDeletehave a nursing home resident who did that to me, precisely.
and she still comes to eucharist every first wednesday.
so, there.
Scott, all of it? Dinner? The hotel - er - nursing home room? A gourmet breakfast?
ReplyDeleteI may have to take this to a higher authority.
That is so corny I am going to have to print it in the May issue of our Benefice magazine! My strange parishioners will enjoy it.
ReplyDeleteIt is at once disturbing and hilarious - the hallmark of great humor!
ReplyDeleteThank you, Mimi.
ReplyDeleteThis is truly a great one. I've already forwarded it under the message title "You know that I never do this..but I couldn't help myself.."
It's Mimi's fault (and Doug's, of course)...
Glad that you had a great trip,
-- J
Hi JerseyJo. How are you?
ReplyDeleteI have a blog now, so I don't often pass on the jokes to my email correspondents.