Little Johnny was on a park bench stuffing all of his Halloween candy in his mouth. An old lady came over and said. "Son, don't you know that eating all of that candy will rot your teeth, give you acne, and make you sick?"
"My grandfather lived to be 105 years old!" replied Johnny.
"Did he eat five candy bars at a sitting?" the old lady retorted.
"No," said Johnny, "but he minded his own freakin' business."
Thanks to that wise old dog, Clumber.
Apropos of the post below.
I needed that. Laughed out loud... Can't wait to tell James the 'joke of the day.' He can use it too, a little under the weather.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry James is poorly. I hope that a laugh makes him feel better.
ReplyDeleteNote: I am not the old lady in the joke.
I needed the laugh too. Thanks Mimi.
ReplyDeletePersonally, I hope that little old lady took her cane to that obnoxious, disrespectful, and foul-mouthed little boy.
ReplyDeleteSays the mom who is currently trying to beat back the use of "freaking" and smart-ass remarks by her 13-year-old... ;-)
Cheers,
Doxy
P.S. "Beat back" is not meant in any literal sense.
13 is a very difficult age for both child and parent. I have TWO grandchildren of the age. The hormones are raging. Life is hard, really hard.
ReplyDeleteMy sympathy, Doxy. I feel your pain.