“Good news is that I truly outdid myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after two days.
I had people come screaming up to my house. But two things made me take it down. First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents, as they almost had a wreck when they drove by.
Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn’t realize that it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of the many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn’t take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.”
Thanks to Ann.
This was such a giggle!
ReplyDeleteThat is SOOOOOOO my kind of Christmas decoration....
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Given how our sexton ruined his shoulder in March falling off a ladder yet still insists on going up one, I think I need to show this to him until tomorrow.
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