# Under CompromiseCareTM, people with no coverage will be allowed to keep their current plan.
# Medicare will be extended to 55-year-olds as soon as they turn 65.
# You will have access to cheap Canadian drugs if you live in Canada.
# States whose names contain vowels will be allowed to opt out of the plan.
# You get to choose which doctor you cannot afford to see.
See Borowitz for the rest of the details of the new Senate plan.
Thanks to Ann.
Atrios opines:
"In other words, you're forcing people to buy shitty insurance that they can't afford. Why would anyone possibly object to that? "
Sometimes hurts to laugh, doesn't it?
ReplyDeleteWhat else to do in the face of such idiocy?
ReplyDeleteI told you to make me your supreme ruler!
ReplyDeleteOT:
Word Verification is cousquou, which is, I believe, finding Jacques Cousteau in an unchanged state.
Why is it that everyone else gets word verifications like "polt" or "snatt" and I get cousquou or frambengelicus or lambdawhoobrehagdikon?
Mark, maybe you should eat some couscous.
ReplyDeleteYes, we should have made you our supreme leader.
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