Tuesday, January 5, 2010

PHONES IN CHURCH????

A man in Topeka , Kansas decided to write a book about churches around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco and worked east from there. Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and making notes.

He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall and was intrigued with a sign, which read "Calls: $10,000 a minute." Seeking out the pastor he asked about the phone and the sign. The pastor answered that this golden phone is, in fact, a direct line to heaven and if he pays the price he can talk directly to GOD.

The man thanked the pastor and continued on his way. As he continued to visit churches in Seattle, Dallas, St. Louis, Chicago, Milwaukee, and many cities and towns all around the United States, he found more phones, with the same sign, and the same answer from each pastor.

Finally, he arrived in Louisiana, upon entering a church in the beautiful Delta region of Louisiana, behold - he saw the usual golden telephone. But THIS time, the sign read "Calls: 35 cents".

Fascinated, he asked to talk to the pastor, "Reverend, I have been in cities all across the country and in each church I have found this golden telephone and have been told it is a direct line to Heaven and that I could talk to GOD, but in the other churches the cost was $10,000 a minute. Your sign reads only 35 cents a call. Why?"

The pastor, smiling broadly, replied, "Son, you're in Louisiana now.... You're in God's Country. It's a local call."

American by Birth - Louisianans by the Grace of God.

And why do Louisianans go barefoot? When you're in Louisiana you're on Holy ground!


Thanks to Frank.

11 comments:

  1. Strange, I first heard this with reference to Ireland :-)
    And the Word V is bolonum :-)

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  2.      OK, I'm eventually going to retell it, but the 35-cent call will be from Reno.

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  3. Actually we use a cell phone with unlimited minutes.

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  4. Last - and first - time I read this joke, it was a local call in Newcastle-on-Tyne.

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  5. I should have added a note to insert place of preference if you pass the joke on.

    Lapin, I thought this was entirely original as sent to me. I am crushed.

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  6. I think you made a mistake. God's own county is Yorkshire as well you know!

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  7. DP, it's too damned cold and windy in Yorkshire.

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  8. AWWW. That's just right!

    (Says she who was born in Shreveport...)

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  9. Thank you, Ellie, my fellow Louisianian by birth.

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