By the time Ted arrived at the football game, the first quarter was almost over. "Why are you so late?" his friend asked.
"I had to toss a coin to decide between going to church and coming to the game."
"How long could that have taken you?"
"Well, I had to toss it 14 times."
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There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist.
Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his two vocations to better serve the needs of his patients and their owners, while doubling his practice and, therefore, his income.
He opened his own offices with a sign on the door saying, "Dr. Jones, Veterinary Medicine and Taxidermy -- Either way, you get your dog back!"
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An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time.
"I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death."
"When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."
"That's wonderful!" the artist exclaimed.
"What's the bad news?"
"The guy was your doctor."
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Thanks to Erika for the Friday laughs.
thanks Erika ... like the first one particularly ... the church I go to is incredibly close to Arsenal's home ground and getting there on match days can be a nightmare. I suspect there are not a few Arsenal fans at the church though and you do wonder if anyone elects to slip off to the footy instead.
ReplyDeleteI like the artist joke best. I'd heard the joke before, and I may have posted it before, but it made me laugh all over again.
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