New in Church
After the service a young couple talked to a church member about joining the church. He hadn't met the husband before, and he asked what church he was transferring from.
After a short hesitation, he replied,"I am transferring from the Municipal Golf Course."
The Sermon
A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on. Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered, "Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?"
The Boasting Boys
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50."
The second boy says, "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100."
The third boy says, "I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon. And it takes eight people to collect all the money!"
Instruction About Church
A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
Annie replied, "Because people are sleeping."
the second and fourth ones are particularly good, I think
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ReplyDeleteThe Manager, where they produce the notes and coins, was telling his staff for the need for vigilance the next week, when workmen would be replacing the slates on the roof. The code name was given for any security issues: Beatitudes.
ReplyDelete"Why Beatitudes?" asked a staff member.
"Sir, men on the Mint."
Cathy, those are my favorites, too.
ReplyDeleteAdrian, please leave the stage.
Wait. One more thing. When you preach, I hope that you have a care for the little girls in the congregation.
Two men were fishing by the rocks in the river where the fish were jumping up to get to the next level. It was an easy time to get a catch. "The Lord's my shepherd, I shall not want," said one fisherman to the other.
ReplyDelete"Aye, no, plenty there," he said in reply.
"Indeed, the 23rd salmon"
Adrian, that is so bad....
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