A BAD DAY AT HALLMARK

Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day....

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Looking back over the years

That we've been together,

I can't help but wonder...

'What the hell was I thinking?'

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Congratulations on your wedding day!

Too bad no one likes your husband.

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I've always wanted to have

Someone to hold,

Someone to love.

After having met you...

I've changed my mind.

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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.

I never believed in Hell until I met you.

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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...

That you're not here to ruin it for me.

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Congratulations on your promotion.

Before you go...

Would you like to take this knife out of my back?

You'll probably need it again.

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Happy birthday! You look great for your age.

Almost Lifelike!

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When we were together,

you always said you'd die for me.

Now that we've broken up,

I think it's time you kept your promise.

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We have been friends for a very long time.

Let's say we stop?

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I'm so miserable without you

It's almost like you're here.

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Thanks to Ann.