The first Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait!
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.'
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.'
The blonde opened his lunch and said, ' Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.'
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!'
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.'
(Oh this is GOOD!!)
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, 'Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch.'
Don't blame me. Blame Ann.
LOL for real. That was good.
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jimB
I'm not a blond but this revenge is quite sweet.
ReplyDeleteIt's about time!
ReplyDeleteCouldn't have been a natural blond if he could make his own lunch.
ReplyDeleteoh, very good :-)
ReplyDeleteMind you they were all a bit blond if it didn't occur to them they could just swap lunches.
Lapin, ouch!
ReplyDeleteCathy, you are so smart. I did not pick up on that, but I tend not to parse jokes. I use the simple LOL test.
;-)
ReplyDeleteooo, thanks Mimi!! I'm not sure spotting blond behaviour in a blond joke qualifies as smartness, especially as I'm a bit blond myself, but you've cheered me up.
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