1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4 A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: “You stay here; I'll go on a head.”
13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Don't blame me. Blame Doug. I have 13 more for another post. Thrilling, yes?
That was one loud groan after another. Nothing wrong with that, of course.
ReplyDeleteThanks to you and Doug. I can hardly wait. I hope it is soon. My youngest nephew is the pun king in our family. These will make little old Auntie Ro a big hit with him.
ReplyDeleteThe list includes a good many groaners, but I laughed all over again when I read them.
ReplyDeleteBooCat, show off for your nephew.
Still laughing. I've heard laughter is good for the health. I hope so.
I shall try the rubber band one at school.
ReplyDeleteA compass is a weapon of maths deduction.
ReplyDeleteVery good, Sir. Your students would be proud.
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