A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa.
'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?'
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, 'Wedding Cake.'
Don't blame me. Blame Doug.
Brilliant! However, I am let down by my mindset and long to know what the doctor would have said. As if.....
ReplyDeleteFreda, I see what you mean. If you let your mindset get in the way, your pleasure in jokes will be diminished. Having said that, I too often do the same thing. :-)
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ReplyDeleteI looked here to see what comments MIGHT be made. AS I suspected, any comment from many of us would of course be perceived as "unfortunate".
Fred, I understand. What can you say? As for me, I didn't laugh. No, not at all.
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