An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 am. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, “I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body”.
The officer then asks, “Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?”
The man replies, “My wife.”
Don't blame me. Blame Doug.
Still, I must tell you that this joke strikes my funny bone a sharp blow.
I love these jokes you post! Thank you for giving me a morning chuckle!
ReplyDeleteRick, I just reread the joke, and I had a good belly laugh all over again. I love it. I'm glad you had a morning chuckle.
ReplyDeleteHe he! :-)
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