Thursday, February 16, 2012

THE BISHOP OF BRAY


In good Pope Benny's golden days,
When Loyalty no harm meant;
A Furious High-Church man I was,
And so I gain'd Preferment.
Unto my Flock I daily Preach'd,
Popes are by God appointed,
And Damn'd are those who dare resist,
Or touch the Lord's Anointed.

And this is law, I will maintain
Unto my Dying Day, Sir.
That whatsoever Pope may reign,
I will be the Bishop of Bray, Sir!

The name of the Bishop of Bray is Legion, because there are many of them.

Note: With apologies to 'The Vicar of Bray'.

6 comments:

  1. Mimi, did you pen this ditty with your own fair hands?

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  2. No indeed, Cathy. It's ripped off 'The Vicar of Bray'. I added a note to my post with apologies.

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  3. Mimi, I knowed that you didn't wroteded the poem really, but it's so good you could have written it.

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  4. Cathy, I'm not clever enough to have written the poem. Truly. But it was a tad clever of me to think of it and change a few names to make it work.

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