Sunday, March 25, 2012

DING DONG! THE COV IS DEAD


Anglicans:

Ding Dong! The Cov is dead. Which old Cov? The Wicked Cov!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Cov is dead.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Cov is dead. It's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
The Wicked Cov is dead!

Mayor:

As Mayor of Anglican City, In the County of the Sun never Sets, I welcome you most regally. 

Barrister:

But we've got to verify it legally, to see

Mayor:

To see?

Barrister:

If it

Mayor:

If it?

Barrister:

Is morally, ethic'lly

Father No.1:

Spiritually, physically

Father No. 2:

Positively, absolutely

Anglicans:

Undeniably and reliably Dead

Coroner:

As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined it.
And it's not only merely dead, it's really most sincerely dead.

Mayor:

Then this is a day of Independence For all Anglicans and their descendants

Barrister:

If any.

Mayor:
Yes, let the joyous news be spread The wicked Old Cov at last is dead!


Don't blame me.  Blame Canon G who says, "With apologies to the Wizard of OZ, English and good taste."

7 comments:

  1. Don't believe that until a stake is through its heart and its head is off.

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    1. And its ashes strewn at the crossroad with wild rose petals!

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  2. Lapin, you have a point, but if we say it over and over, perhaps it will be true. It's the putting-facts-on-the-ground strategy, which has worked rather well for the other side since the Windsor Report.

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    1. Dear Grandme're...I sincerely hope that ya'll are right...methinks that ++ Robt Duncan and Co. , are burning the phone lines to the Southern Cone developing yet the next horrible strategy to take our eyes and energy from spreading the Gospel...

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    2. Dallas LEM, if you read my blame disclaimer, then, in all fairness, if the lyrics are true, Canon G gets the credit. If not, well... ;-)

      I'm certain that all sorts of plots and plans are afoot, with or without the covenant, but the document has been dealt a grievous blow. We'll have to wait and see whether it survives.

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  3. Oh, crumbs. As soon as the second rejection came in yesterday I started singing "Ding, dong, the witch is dead..." Not that I thought I was unique, mind you, but Canon G beat me to the adaptation.

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  4. Chris, great minds... FWIW, Muthah came up with the idea, too.

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