Of course, I'm not a poacher, so the men must be unattached, which narrows the field considerably. For instance, you'd be ineligible, Paul (A.). What a loss!
Having not yet met a man who does not rate himself as premium, could you be a tad more selective and do just the ones who feel compelled to legislate my reproductive parts? Thus, single is not a consideration ... and then shelve the whole lot!
Premium men are scarce, indeed. Since Mimi and Margaret and I already have one each, we should perhaps not be greedy. Still, a binderful could be handy now and again.
What compliments? My ineligibility is due to my being "attached", as Mimi noted above. So it doesn't matter whether I am of "premium" quality or not (a matter open for discussion -- just ask Catherine (A.) on a bad day).
Certainly, if you can find any.
ReplyDeleteOf course, I'm not a poacher, so the men must be unattached, which narrows the field considerably. For instance, you'd be ineligible, Paul (A.). What a loss!
ReplyDeletePaul (A.) --lol!
ReplyDeleteAnd Joel...alas.
DeleteHaving not yet met a man who does not rate himself as premium, could you be a tad more selective and do just the ones who feel compelled to legislate my reproductive parts? Thus, single is not a consideration ... and then shelve the whole lot!
Delete... and then shelve the whole lot!
DeleteWorthy of consideration, surely. If I added "good-looking" to the mix, the binders might then make nice picture books.
Premium men are scarce, indeed. Since Mimi and Margaret and I already have one each, we should perhaps not be greedy. Still, a binderful could be handy now and again.
ReplyDeleteStill, a binderful could be handy now and again.
DeleteIndeed, cher Paul. You never know...
Like.
DeleteAnd the pictures are certainly a good idea!
A man of quality does not fear being equally binder'd.
ReplyDelete;-/
JCF, that's very good.
DeleteJCF--Amen to that! And, very good indeed.
DeleteInquiring minds want to know if they have to be three-hole punched?
Whatever's on sale, Bonnie.
DeleteBonnie, more likely two, premium or no.
DeleteWell, if there MUST be piercings, so be it ... but we draw the line at tattoos unless it is an actual Navy man ...
DeleteGenette, I can't very well exclude men with tattoos, since I have one myself.
DeleteTattoos generally INVOLVE drawing a line, and then sometimes filling in the area.
DeleteWhatever works for you, dear Grandmere ...
DeleteI think we're close to the line.
DeleteI thought that counting holes put us over the line.
DeleteTrue Paul (A.). I didn't like to say...
DeletePremium men? You can use a 1/2 inch binder and still have lots of room to spare! Part of that is due to the fact that Paul (A.) is not eligible.
ReplyDeleteCareful whiteycat. We don't want all the compliments to go to (Paul A.)'s head.
DeleteWhat compliments? My ineligibility is due to my being "attached", as Mimi noted above. So it doesn't matter whether I am of "premium" quality or not (a matter open for discussion -- just ask Catherine (A.) on a bad day).
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