Tuesday, July 9, 2013

HIGHBROW JOKES

A Buddhist monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says "Make me one with everything".

Never trust an atom. They make up everything.

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says: “Five beers, please.”


Thanks to Lapin.

5 comments:

  1. A Roman says . . . ohhhhhhh never mind.

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  2. I had to think about the last one! "V beers, please."

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  3. If you're gonna talk high-brow:

    Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness.

    He says to the waitress, "I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream."

    The waitress replies, "I'm sorry, Monsieur, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?"


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  4. Paul (A.) sets the bar very high.

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  5. I had to think a bit about a couple before I caught on. That Paul (A.) is so clever. There he is with another one.

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