It was Hanukkah and the tiny village was in fear of not having any latkes because they had run out of flour. Rudi, the local rabbi, was called upon to help solve the problem.
He told the village wives, "Don't worry, ladies, you can substitute matzo meal for the flour, and the latkes will be just as delicious!"
Sheila looks to her husband and says, "Morty, do you think this would really work?"
"Of course it will!" he replied: "Everybody knows Rudolph the Reb knows grain, dear!"
Don't blame me. Blame Paul (A.) And I'm trying to decide what Paul's punishment should be: tarring and feathering or simply shunning.
