My great-aunt Clara told us once about
the time she was one of the wise men in
the church play & when it came to her
part she said we're here bearing
frankincense, gold & myrrh, heavy on
the frankincense because of that camel
smell & after that her father always
called it the story of the Two Wise Men &
that other guy & we laughed so hard we
had to pee.
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