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Tuesday, July 5, 2011

ROWAN, I COME IN PEACE


After a quickie election by acclamation, ordination, and consecration, I will be in England shortly to establish the Mission in the Church of England (MitCoE) dedicated to the conversion of the leadership of the church to the way of the Gospel and away from their ways of bigotry against LGTB pesons and misogyny toward women.

Rowan, you may raise your eyebrows at the irregularity of my ordination and consecration, which took place on Facebook, when the rabble chose me as flying Bishop of MitCoE by acclamation in the old way of the early church. If Kenya can do irregular ordinations, why not consecrations of bishops chosen by acclamation on Facebook? Our method extends far back in church history to the "faith handed down". Remember: I did not seek the office; the office sought me.

I hereby serve notice that while I am in England, I will be wearing my mitre, not carrying it under my arm. I will remove it only to shower and sleep.

Signed,

Bishop Mimi

Don't blame me. Blame James Holloway for the photoshop and for this entire concept. If you're his Facebook friend, you may blame him personally.