Breaking news from Jon Stewart last night on "Comedy Central":
Sarah Palin has been tagged and will be reintroduced into the wild.
Sarah Palin did not know that Africa was continent and not a country.
Sarah Palin could not name the three countries in North America.
We won't have Sarah Palin to kick around any more. No, wait! What if...? I heard it through the grapevine. Senator Ted Stevens was convicted. The verdict will be appealed, but.... I'll say no more.
Finally in the segment of the show on the reactions of leaders around the world to Obama's election, a deep thought from British Prime Minister Gordon Brown:
This is a moment that will live in history as long as history books are written.Italy's President Silvio Berlusconi said that Obama was "handsome, young, and suntanned".
And then there was the segment with
Larry Wilmore, the senior black correspondent on the show.
If you watched the show last night, this post was not for you.