Thursday, September 2, 2010


666 is the Number of the Beast

670 - Approximate number of the Beast

DCLXVI - Roman numeral of the Beast

666.0000000 - Number of the High Precision Beast

665.9999954 - Number of the Microsoft Beast

0.666 - Number of the Millibeast

/666 - Beast Common Denominator

666 x sq. rt (-1) - Imaginary number of the Beast

1010011010 - Binary number of the Beast

1-666 - Area code of the Beast

00666 - Zip code of the Beast

1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only

$665.95 - Retail price of the Beast

$692.60 - Price of the Beast (including 4% Louisiana state sales tax)

$769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul

$606.66 - Wal-Mart price of the Beast

$566.66 - Costco price of the Beast

Phillips 666 - Gasoline of the Beast

Route 666 - Way of the Beast

666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast

666k - Retirement plan of the Beast

666 mg - Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast

6.66% - 5-year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank, $666
minimum deposit.

Lotus 6-6-6 - Spreadsheet of the Beast

Word 6.66 - Word Processor of the Beast

i66686 - CPU of the Beast

666i - BMW of the Beast

DSM-666 (revised) - Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast

668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast

- Number of the Blonde Beast . . . uh . . . what was that number again?


Paul (A.)

Paul (A.) must not have had much lawyering to do today.


Ann said...

Great -- and then there are the ancient texts that show 665 as the number. I was once in line in the Safeway and a clerk got all weird when my bill was 6.66 - she said "doesn't that bother you?" - I was mystified at first. A little slow on the 'beast' idea - thanks for help in the future Paul (A.) and Mimo.(must be Mimo not Mimi - who goes for this LOL)

Grandmère Mimi said...

Yes, Ann, Mimo posted this one. Since I've returned, Mimo takes over the blog at times.

BooCat said...

The actual phone number prefix for the "Guest Sister" at St. Hilda's House, the Community of the Holy Spirit (CHS Sisters) in NYC at their original convent was 666. I used to wonder what sick and twisted person at the phone company gave that number to a convent. Now that they are moving into their new convent and will not longer be in the hospitality business, I will miss sleeping under their roof when in New York.

Grandmère Mimi said...

Boocat, I tried to stay with the nuns at St. Hilda's once, but they were all booked up. Too bad that I won't have another opportunity.

Ellie Finlay said...

Oh, that is delightfully funny! I'm definitely passing it on to a few (carefully selected!) people...


WV: tedieca. Collective for the set of tedious fundamentalists.

Grandmère Mimi said...

Ellie, to your smart friends, right?

"Tedieca" is a wonderful word - one to be added to the lexicon.

johnieb said...

Maybe not much lawyering, but he does dress purty.

Grandmère Mimi said...

...but he does dress purty.

Johnieb, ya think?